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I have the exact same tattoo.....but it's on my penis.

Gives a new meaning to "Bear Back" yuck yuck yuck.

Bob "Viper" Crotchburg had a childhood obsession with snakes. Unfortunately this obsession continued on into adulthood where it knew no bounds. Now, we are left to view an ungodly product of his own creation.

At first I thought it was a woman. But it's not. It's a man. Or rather, a snake man. Of some sort. Yuck.

Deciding where exactly you want to get a tattoo says a lot about your personality.

Is this kind of a tranny? She DOES have a wiener.

Sure, you think you got a pretty cool tattoo of your skin ripped open and your exposed flesh-less muscle sticking out, right? Unfortunately it looks like a bit fat vagina hiding out in your arm. Sorry, dude, but fail.

Old "Fire Crotch" Ferguson always hated talking to people. One day he came up with a great idea to get a tattooed image of his face inked on the back of his head so he would never have to turn around to look at anyone that was talking to him. He could just ignore them and they would supposedly be none the wiser. He also shave...   Read More >>

For some reason, people love getting tattoos of celebrities on their bodies. I'm not sure why this is, but if that's what they want to do, then that's cool -- I'm find with that. Just make sure to get a damn good artist to draw your tattoo or you'll end up with a transvestite-looking version of Angeline Jolie on your arm.