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Darth Vader Now Working For The Police? - Posted By: daphisto - 9 February 2010 - 11:04am

Hmm.... most confusing!

Lamest G.I.Joe Action Figure Ever - Posted By: jinxers - 4 January 2010 - 9:47pm

Ok, so his code-name is "Wind Mill" and he has a fucking wind-mill accessory strapped to his back? Nice job, Hasbro!

Indiana Jones Chinese Knock-Off Toys - Posted By: daphisto - 8 December 2009 - 2:21pm

The Chinese have obviously gotten this one quite a bit mixed up. Sure, Indiana Jones wears a hat that might be mistaken for something worn by a cowboy and his name has the word "Indian" in it, but can you really fuck it up that bad by creating a "Cowboys and Indians" playset out of this one?

Shamefully awesome!

Teddy Bear Massacre - Posted By: snow_worm - 17 November 2009 - 9:27am

Someone thought to hang teddy bears from chains by their necks might be a good idea that would sell lots of bears. Instead, it turned out to be the saddest display of plush-animal cruelty in the past few years.

Joke Tits - Posted By: jinxers - 16 November 2009 - 11:37am

Fun for boys and girls! I wonder when the joke vaginas will be released?

Cleaning Trolley Toy Get Women Prepared for Life - Posted By: snow_worm - 14 October 2009 - 8:24am

Is this for real? I guess it's a great way to get your kids to clean up your house, while simultaneously preparing them for a future occupation as a maid.

Costco Pulls Racist Doll From Store Shelves - Posted By: jinxers - 13 October 2009 - 9:27am

Costco Wholesale Club quickly pulled this doll, after complaints had been received of it being racist. I don't see the connection. Full Story Here

Pole Dancer Toy for Young Girls - Posted By: jinxers - 31 August 2009 - 8:04am

I guess it's now fully acceptable for young girls to have pole dancing dolls for toys. How the world changes after I've been asleep under a rock for so many years. I guess fully nude porn dolls are about another 5 years away.

God - The Action Figure - Posted By: jinxers - 25 August 2009 - 11:01am

God Almighty, the action figure. And he comes with an AK-47 assault rifle. How fucking balls-out awesome is this? I wish I could get my hands on one. It probably sells on e-bay for about a billion dollars.

Ninja Turtle Action Figures Made Purely of Fail - Posted By: jinxers - 24 August 2009 - 9:01am

Obviously someone wanted to hop aboard the Ninja Turtle bandwagon without infringing on any copyrights. Unfortunately the end result is a product that can go straight into the garbage.

Knock-Off Superman Toy Called "Specialman" - Posted By: jinxers - 3 August 2009 - 1:21pm

Superman and Specialman are very similar superheroes. The only difference is that Specialman has a rare hyperactive disorder that makes him shit his pants constantly.

Gundam Has Come Out of the Closet - Posted By: Grub Turd - 25 June 2009 - 3:36pm

Basically... Gay Gundam for the Lulz.

Toy Pedo, What Purpose Do You Serve? - Posted By: jinxers - 17 June 2009 - 7:43am

Dildo-shaped toy for boys draws questions that remain unanswered...

G.I.Joe Diorama on Steroids - Posted By: jinxers - 12 May 2009 - 1:14pm

This G.I.Joe diorama is top-notch. I can't even begin to imagine the time and effort that would be involved in creating something so complex.