Super Mario Sweater Guarantees Virginity Preservation

Posted By: Anonymous
January 14th, 2010

Man, this thing is awesome. The only problem is that you'll never get to experience the sweet love of a woman while wearing it.

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not gonna lie i would wear it

Submitted by Teddy-B on 15 January 2010 - 8:32pm.

Shamefully, so would I....

Submitted by daphisto on 16 January 2010 - 3:35pm.