Alien vs. Predator: SwingBall

Fox Studio execs have thrown in the towel on the Alien vs. Predator franchise, after completely disappointing financial figures from the previous movies. "We're moving onto something that we think the fans will enjoy. A more modern-day version of sport that features the two sci-fi monsters battling it out in a game of swing ball. I think people will really dig this," said an anonymous source.

In reality, SKY TV is trying to promote AVP for their upcoming broadcast using 3D artwork. Good luck my friends!